Although I can’t verify what I’m about to say is the truth, regarding Ferny Ceballos and Raymond Fong, it’s now in egregious digital ink, embedded in the interweb as a lasting piece of marketing chicanery.
What you’re about to read is ‘unauthorized and libelous.’ I’m about to reveal the dark and mysterious origins of these traffic and lead kings.
Here’s a list of what I’ve uncovered about these two semi-pro*** SEO guys who pitch their lead generation tactics to the traffic and lead desiring masses.
Ferny Ceballos and Raymond Fong
Four Secrets ‘They‘ Don’t Want You to Know…
- Ferny Ceballos is an alien from the planet SeoGrande. It’s a very large planet in a very large solar system with 3 suns. The only means to cool off on SeoGrande to drink from the golden corona river 30 times a day while eating eating an ice cream sandwich.
- If that’s not strange enough, Raymong Fong‘s past is even more bizarre – something he won’t reveal to you when he’s on stage at a MLSP event or No Excuses spectacle is that (dramatic pause) he’s a time traveler from the year 3012! That doesn’t make him going to MIT very special anymore, does it? Don’t you find it odd that Raymond and Ferny ALWAYS know what’s around the corner in regards to the ‘newest’ ‘most secret’ techniques ever uncovered.
- You might be wondering how these two even met, right? Here’ what I can piece together from shadowy figures in the SEO underground. Ferny got tired of having to work for Zothar, leader of the corporate alliance, in the mining camps. He stole a spaceship, pressed the light-speed pedal to the hyperdrive metal and crash-landed on earth in the year 3012.
- Raymond (being a future nerd) one sunny day in 3o12 was downloading an ancient book on the birth of the Internet (and more specifically how regular people were able to generate their own leads) to his brain. He saw a bright ball of light shoot across the sky and raced over to examine the wreckage. In a flash, the spaceship engulfed both Ferny and Raymond in a quantum burst of energy and sent both of them back in time – to our era.
Doesn’t this perfectly explain their near Jedi ability to predict trends in marketing before anyone else does. Could it be they have a Traffic Playbook ( <——that’s my review link btw) from the future? You be the judge.